Comments on: My pet alien keeps trying to run away. He refuses to wear clothes or eat a proper diet! Help!?

By: alwaysmoody7

alwaysmoody7 — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

TRY STICKING YOUR ALIEN IN A DARK ROOM, THEY LIKE THE DARK AND GIVE HIM SOME TOYS TO PLAY WITH, THEY LIKE BALLS, TOILET PAPER ROLLS, AND GIVE HIM A BLANKET AND SOME PILLOWS SO HE CAN BUILD A SPACE SHIP, AS FAR AS CLOTHES GO ALIENS LIKE TO BE NAKED SO YOU MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM THERE BUT TRY BUYING HIM SOME TIN FOIL AND LET HIM MAKE HIS OWN SUIT.

By: Gypsy Doctor

Gypsy Doctor — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

Unless he has a green card you should have him deported.

By: ash9494boo

ash9494boo — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

very funny!!are you on DRUGS?

By: Dory Fish

Dory Fish — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

thats too bad.

By: Pauline

Pauline — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

Very common problem with aliens,caused by lack of sex

By: Chicken Slayer

Chicken Slayer — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

Feed it a mix of mashed potatoes and pretzel sticks. It should shape up in 5-9 days.

By: imcold07

imcold07 — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

Lock him in your closet until he behaves. Dont forget to take your shoes out of the closet because aliens love to eat shoes.

By: Ron P

Ron P — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

give it some reeses pieces

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

Exactly what evidence do you have that the alien is the pet here, and not you? After all, I thought I just saw a posting on Yahoo! Andromeda where this alien was complaining that their pet human was busy typing things on the computer….

By: Jessie

Jessie — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:49:50 +0000

HA HA, good one . Do you have emotional problems.